December 2010
filthfilthfilth asked: saw your domination post.I agree even the smallest amount of violence in sex has some people like "omfg thats really scary" makes me think that sex for them must be all rose petals and soft touches.gay.
I didn't realise the time! I need to go and sleep,...
I need to pack tomorrow.
Night.
filthfilthfilth asked: saw your domination post.I agree even the smallest amount of violence in sex has some people like "omfg thats really scary" makes me think that sex for them must be all rose petals and soft touches.gay.
Cover me in blood.
I like being dominated an amount that really isn't...
I was watching a film the other day (I can’t remember what) and they said something like “I want him on me, to scratch and bite me” and my mum walked past and said,
“err that sounds weird, why would you want some one to do that”
Now I felt awkward explaining the obvious appeal of domination to that level and indeed further levels (which I enjoy, hence the...
stateunderfire replied to your post: Hurt me please.
God Damn thanks for that unexpected turn on when reading that lol
It was unintentional but you’re welcome dude.
Anonymous asked: are you satisfied by your boyfriend because you post about wanting sex so much?
Anonymous asked: are you satisfied by your boyfriend because you post about wanting sex so much?
Hurt me please.
Cause me genuine physical pain, like now.
Would be so hot right now.
Okay, so girls. Is it just me or when you have sex...
‘Cause I know guys who do both and have been with guys who do both and I was just wondering because I always found it slightly off putting when they have no pubes, but maybe that’s just me.
Discuss.
tetragrammatical-astygmata replied to your post: I love it when you shave and then that day you’re like “ooh smooth”
I shave my groin and my face. I basically get to do that in two different places. U jelly?
Lil’ bit. I get to experience the lovely feeling of freshly shaven legs on bed sheets too though, and that’s good. Also, I personally find it weird when a...
I love it when you shave and then that day you're...
I obviously don’t have a beard so figure it out…
I don't get it when girls say 'I don't like...
Why would you not masturbate then? If you like guys fingering you, and you want it 24/7 then why would you not. You can only be better or the same, right?
They’re either bullshitting or dumb.
Every one loves an orgasm. End of.
somesongswillneverbeloudenough replied to your photo: Yo, take a random picture of me. So, I didn’t…
It’s gonna be messy? Really Hope? REALLY???!?!?!?
Yeah it will be, we’re all gonna shit and wipe it on the walls :)
Then in the middle of the feces covered room we’re gonna have a REALLY messy orgy ;)
So yes Mike, it will be messy.
I'm obsessed with making lists.
I do it for EVERYTHING, it helps me so much. It’s a problem, I know.
TMI Tuesday. My ask box is open to:
wellitmightbeforthebest:
-b0nez:
“Have you ever..”
“Would you rather..”
This or that.
Personal questions.
TMI Questions.
Random questions.
Random things you want to tell me.
Anonymous questions of any nature.
Your honest opinion on anything.
Your honest opinion about me.
do it do it do it
Do it.
http://www.ineedtoreturnsomevideotapes.tumblr.com/ask
The times when just fappin' isn't enough.
Like right now.
I should sleep now, night.
*Masturbate
fuckbarculture asked: I agree with anon.
fuckbarculture asked: I agree with anon.
Anonymous asked: You're so effortlessly sexy you really do it for me and you don't even know i exist
Anonymous asked: You're so effortlessly sexy you really do it for me and you don't even know i exist
swimmingagainstthetide:
ineedtoreturnsomevideotapes:
turayxo replied to your post: SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED. I NEED TO BE FUCKED REALLY FUCKING HARD.
6 months
A month, and I have a boyfriend :( haha
Hope you make me feel like a sexoholic, but how the fuck can you go a month when you have a boyfriend?! Me and kieran haven’t had sex in like 4 days and I am dying inside hahah :’) x
Oh I’m...
I need to get myself a vibrator for days just like...
I really, really want to be bitten, really fucking...
And have my hair pulled, and be grabbed and thrown about and choked.
O lawd, I’m making it worse D:
turayxo replied to your post: SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED. I NEED TO BE FUCKED REALLY FUCKING HARD.
6 months
A month, and I have a boyfriend :( haha
prudeh replied to your post: SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED. I NEED TO BE FUCKED REALLY FUCKING HARD.
Shotgun
You can’t fuck me hard, you’re a lady and you have a vagina…
I keep getting rather violent and extremely vivid...
It’s like my mind is making fun of my body’s need.
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thisisbrokenbritain-deactivated asked: interesting/funny/informative
Hmmm...
My mum has taken it upon herself to feed the squirrels and robins in our garden, lard 50p is good for robin’s, it keeps them warm through the winter.
Leonardo Di Vinci is the cleverest person that ever lived.
I need to pee.
Hmmm...
My mum has taken it upon herself to feed the squirrels and robins in our garden, lard 50p is good for robin’s, it keeps them warm through the winter.
Leonardo Di Vinci is the cleverest person that ever lived.
I need to pee.
SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED. I NEED TO BE FUCKED REALLY...
Why aren’t you here Tom?
thisisbrokenbritain-deactivated asked: interesting/funny/informative
Hmmm...
My mum has taken it upon herself to feed the squirrels and robins in our garden, lard 50p is good for robin’s, it keeps them warm through the winter.
Leonardo Di Vinci is the cleverest person that ever lived.
I need to pee.
Hmmm...
My mum has taken it upon herself to feed the squirrels and robins in our garden, lard 50p is good for robin’s, it keeps them warm through the winter.
Leonardo Di Vinci is the cleverest person that ever lived.
I need to pee.
I want some interesting/funny/informative asks,...
http://www.ineedtoreturnsomevideotapes.tumblr.com/ask
A mate of mine is selling some stuff.
He has a Supreme hat (size 7)
Also he has a drop dead jumper (girls small) and girl drop dead jeans (28 waist, 30 leg)
Let me know in my ask box if you’re interested :)
http://www.ineedtoreturnsomevideotapes.tumblr.com/ask
Watching South Park The Movie
Anonymous asked: your ass is out of this world! Its a shame your not legal in America yet because i would fuck you
Anonymous asked: your ass is out of this world! Its a shame your not legal in America yet because i would fuck you
1 tag
I want to go for a cigarette but I need to leave...
Cannot be fucked to be alone in the cold. I think some one should call me.
Anonymous asked: Are you real?
Anonymous asked: Are you real?
Why are the best chicks from other countries....
tetragrammatical-astygmata:
jezebellilith:
british chicks don’t seem to be very good so it sucks to be you lorcan. on television they aren’t depicted as hot either, & television is always right. i was also in london recently, & from what i witnessed, majority of them were unattractive & had lisps. i disapprove. ~
There are exceptions, but they are rare, and arrogant. Pity me.
...
GIVE ME ASKS YOU SHIT EATING, COME COVERED, CAMEL...
http://www.ineedtoreturnsomevideotapes.tumblr.com/ask
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
wastelandofdreams:
I doubt I’ll get any.
>.<
Next time I see my aunt, I might actually dress...
I love it when my aunt asks if I'm still in that...